Otaku no Hunny

When One Becomes stupi… DEDICATED!

hunnydenka — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:37:36 +0000

Some people need to try and differ thier fandom and RL worlds. An unnamed friend, that most people in my ‘RL’ will identify from this instantly, is absoulutely sure of something very not true.

Haku and Zabuza are canon.

NO. NO. NOOOO.

I LOVE HakuZabu/ZabuHaku. But come now people! It was father/son shit. Just cause he touched his face, doesn’t mean love-love. I love yaoi, but I dont shove it into the ACTUAL anime/manga and then make others eat it. It tasted like shit. But now we have an agreement: I don’t -deny- (nor believe) HakuZabuHaku, and she lets me write screwed up fics of unnatural pairings.

Life is hard?

Bleach Ep171

hunnydenka — Thu, 22 May 2008 19:38:38 +0000

I can’t take it anymore.

‘We’ this, ‘Us’ that!

DAMN YOU LULU! (Lulu is my nick cause her I can’t spell her name)

Ur so cuuute!

I can’t be bothered to do this immediately, so I’ll do it tomorrow!

Understanding Haruno Sakura 2

hunnydenka — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:46:17 +0000

I noticed this yesterday. It’s about Sakura. I’ve realized: She really IS useless. Why?

She has never won a fight on her own.

Battle history:

Kakashi training : Fainted

Zabuza 1 : Spectator

Zabuza 2 : Fodder

Chuunin Exam, Orochimaru : Again, fodder

Ch Exam, Sound Nin : Got fucked up, did her little ‘independence’ thing, got saved

Ch Exam, Mist guys : DUCKED

Ch Exam, Prelim : Tied with an equally useless person

THE WHOLE RETRIEVAL ARC : S-H-I-T

Gaara Retrieval, Itachi Battle : Nothing

Gaara Retrieval, Sasori battle : Fumbled around, letting Chiyo (Like, 500 yrs. old) do all the work

Heaven and Earth Bridge : Got hurt by own comrade

Sasuke Encounter : Wrecked the area, and then nothing

WARNING: ONLY IN MANGA! Hidan/Kazoku fight : Nothing (That one wasn’t her fault, Shikamaru had finished) !Warning Over!

And she does minor healing here and there. The only major thing shes done is save Kankuro from the poison, and who cares about Kankuro!?

(Note: I did the list by MEMORY. I rule)

Naruto Ch400

hunnydenka — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:41:49 +0000

400! TT_TT

I knew it. All along. All of it. Not bragging or anything… but… yup >_<

THINGS I GUESSED

1. Sasuke would go insane

2. Itachi-Danna would be sort-of innocent (Well… it was more I WANTED it)

THINGS I PREDICT

1. Sasuke won’t return to Kohona

2. Sasuke MAY pit revenge some more

3. Sasuke MAY tell Naruto and/or Sakura who ordered the killing of the clan.

It’s getting pretty intense. I hope this little Sasuke x Madara conversation ends soon. I want to see my beloved Naruto again T_T. Is Naruto manga turning a bit… sadistic? Hmm… It still feels to me the same mood as the very first chapter, but not. Must be imagination.

May the force (of chakara?) be with you.

Naruto Shippuden Ep59

hunnydenka — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:41:45 +0000

Summary? Naruto stares at Sora a bit, they get trapped, fights are set up. Did anyone else find this episode a bit droll?

MY THEORY: Sora is a Jinchurikki. I feel Naruto, for all the obvious reasons, will go through an emotional trial and end up teaching Sora what he taught Gaara. Well… not friendship and love, but something pretty close I think. Sora has his cuteness in away, and he isn’t emo even if he looks it. So don’t say he’s emo. I’m flashing back to the ‘Shikamaru pineapple’ trauma here.

Did anyone notice the monk guy just stood around after the ground was altered? Thank god he got dropped in too, see how he likes it.

Just a side note you may not get: NARU X SORA OPPORTUNITIES

Bleach Ch102.PENDULUM7

hunnydenka — Sat, 17 May 2008 22:15:27 +0000

Note: This is not an article on 102, It’s on Turn Back the Pendulum 7. Confusing-ass chapters

I know i’m (probably) wrong, but I smell romance beetween Urahara and his loudmouth-futurevizen-vice lol.

I was SO alarmed when that one serious-type vice popped up so shamelessly, didn’t apologize for eavesdropping, and wore a mini-skirt O_O. Scary as hell.

Do you think this will explain the Vizen’s and Aizen’s history? Also, do you think there’s a link in the names ‘vizen’ and ‘aizen’?

!!! Theory O_0! Aizen created Vizens through experiments and it didn’t go right so he went the other way? Shinigami to hollow sucked, so he tried hollow to Shinigami? Who knows…

Bleach Ep170

hunnydenka — Thu, 15 May 2008 16:30:38 +0000

This filler thing is pretty damn annoying. I mean, they stopped in the middle of the ‘Las Noches Rescue’ arc to start a story with something completely opposite. It’s all… happy. Gawd, have you listened to the new credit song? But it does seem like a nice side-story. Luchi looks to much like she should be Toshiro taichos sister, really. If you think, the three newbies match up to the mains, a always-angry-looking guy with spiky hair, an innocent, but slightly retarded girl, and a buff guy who barely speaks.

This is the third ep into the arc and they already gave away a chunk of the story, so I’m betting it doesn’t last an entire season. I give it 15eps, go ahead and bet otherwise. Closest without going over!

I kinda forgot about the new captain. How does he fit into it? He can’t be a permanent thing, because they didn’t put him in the manga. What bugs me the most about that guy is how he wiped his Zanpaktou with paper. Wtf was that about? It’s gotta have something to do with it’s ability. If they don’t have him do a Bankai I will send some complaints, because ALL captains must have a Bankai except Kenpachi Zaraki, since went ‘the third way’.

I wonder, WHEN exactly does this filler fit into the timeline? It’s obvious it isn’t during the arc it cut into, I’d wager somewhere beforehand. Before the Arrancar was… the Vizen recruitment then… the Bount… hm. I’ll go for just after the Bount, but I don’t think It really fits in anywhere.

Sexy Shikamaru, Incest, and Poor Kanky

hunnydenka — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:20:18 +0000

I love this song, ’Fake’, cus it’s pretty much Shikamarus song. And if you don’t know, SHIKAMARU IS THE BEST. So don’t go comparing him to a pinapple in front of me, k?! That is the easiest was to piss me off!

For fun, here is some pics of Shikamaru-sama and my opinions!

This is a crappy pic, and sadly it explains Shika well. I’d reply yes if I was there, then glomph him(did not write that _,-_,). But note that AWESOME expression! it gives me chills

<< Needs no comment!

I like this because it’s an exellant picture. Theres nothing else to it, I swear! I see it from an… an… an artists stand!!! It’s not that it’s so sexy… I swear it’s not! Are you… beliving this…?

*pause*

Right, so now i’ve cooled down, I would like to talk about Ninja Incest. There are three types of Ninja Incest: Uchiha, Huuga, Sand.

Uchiha is SasukexItachi, the Uchinsest brothers. Plots depent on timeline. First point is before any of Itachis betrayal. Usually this is a soft fluffy mood disrupted by 1) Uchiha familly issues 2) Itachi’s dread of what he knows he will do. The next timeline point is between gaining the Mankyou Sharingan and The Uchiha Clan slaughter. This is mostly full of Itachi hating himself and his sadness of the near future. The next period is Sasuke’s revenges. The most complicated, contridictory phase, it varies on whether Itachi and Sasuke were in love before the slaughter or not. If before then it will have alot about sasukes confusion, mixed feelings, etc. This chain of events is purely romantic and very difficult to direct toward sasuke giving up revenge, so its mostly love/hate bullcrap. If They were NOT in love before the slaughter, it ispretty much sasukes angst at his brother and his self doubt, and/or Itachi lamenting his brothers situations.

Huuga is not siblings, but cousins, NejixHinata to be precise. This is very difficult to root from hinatas side, and her telling her branch protector she loves him is not Hinata-ish, and would seem slightly conceted. But Neji, supposing this is after Chunin exams, has begun beliving he can control his own fate so may be exploring himself more, as well as lessened his anymousity toward Hinata. Being the stronger-willed of the two, it gives a more natural feel to be the cofessor. The main blockage for this relationship is not their famillys, seeing as this relationship is, infact, barely sactimonius! The problem is Naruto! Hinata has felt for him for years, so her growing feeling for Neji, whom has hurt her, been predjiduced against her for her blood, and is suddenly trying to be with her, is confusiong her. I cannot elaborate on this scenario, for it is always unique to whomever writes it. There is alot less limiters on this relationship as others, so I will finish Huuga by saying: ALL HUUGAS MUST BE HENTIS. Byakugan: the possibilities!

Sand will not elaborated on by me. I have a damn good anaylisis, but it’s a sick relationship! Gaara and Kankuro don’t exist to me! Gaara is reserved for NARUTO, LEE, and ME. Actually, Kankuro with ANYONE is icky.

Racism, And Making Blacks Feel Stupid

hunnydenka — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:09:21 +0000

I was in Gaia towns and this dark girl starts shouting “I hate whites” and stuff.
Now, if you know me you’ll know my avvie is usually white, as is my RL skin. I felt like going black. Don’t ask why, IDK.
So shes talking in caps etc. and comes up to me and says, “aren’t whites stupid?”

“…WTF?”
“Cocasians are evil baztadz!”
“Okay. if you say so.”

There continued to be a dicussion, and the entire time I said NOTHING about being white. But in our convo I found her a real nice person.

We talked for about 40 mins. Still havent mentioned being white.

“I’ve not met a pasty I’ve liked!” she says.
“Just blackies?” I says.
“Fo’ Sho’!”
“So, you like meh?”
“Definately”

You know what comes next.
I’m still PMing her.
Now it’s only some whities are evil.

But god, Clarissa, get a spellcheck? ^_^;;

Eating Parakeets

hunnydenka — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:02:51 +0000

This is from someone else a good while back, but still funny as hell.

When Nicole was five she dropped her parakeet in the sink full of dirty dishwater.
A Live Parakeet.

To dry it off she stuck it in the oven and went outside. She forgot the parakeet. When she remembered it she rushed to get it out.

The first thing she thought was ‘I must destroy the evidence.’

So she plucked out its feathers and

ATE IT

Understanding Haruno Sakura

hunnydenka — Wed, 14 May 2008 21:46:02 +0000

While I have a lot of misgivings in regards to Haruno Sakura, I like to look at her impersonally. Her abusiveness is mainly directed at Uzumaki Naruto, secondarily toward Yamanaka Ino and Hatake Kakashi, and tertiary toward various others, excluding Uchiha Sasuke (Though I feel she should have some degree of negativity for his abandonment). Ino was a best friend and great impact on her life, so she couldn’t possibly have zero fondness of her. Kakashi is her Sensei whom has had another huge impact on her childhood development and gotten her through a lot of sticky life-or-death situations, therefore he must also have quite a bit of camaraderie with her. Then there are the rest of the Konoha community whom she picks on minimally due to her camaraderie with them.

So we come to Naruto-kun. The person she bullies incessantly. Co-inciting with the others, he ranks up in the field of love. Along with this ‘ranking’ speculation, there are the NUMEROUS hints toward her liking of him in the anime, and more so in the manga. Thus, it is clear her anger is an expression of endearment. On a side note, there are exceptions to the ‘rankings’. IE. Sasuke (Long-term-lust) Tsunade (fear) or Lee (can’t hurt his feelings)

On a personal note: What a BITCH ^_^