This is from someone else a good while back, but still funny as hell.
When Nicole was five she dropped her parakeet in the sink full of dirty dishwater.
A Live Parakeet.
A Live Parakeet.
To dry it off she stuck it in the oven and went outside. She forgot the parakeet. When she remembered it she rushed to get it out.
The first thing she thought was ‘I must destroy the evidence.’
So she plucked out its feathers and
ATE IT
